Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Somewhere between Ottawa and Toronto, it hits you: Those were some fine eggs.

The Hek

Saturday, April 24, 2004

First off, I watched Kill Bill, Volume 2 last night and The Hek thought it was awesome. Both volumes are works of art and true masterpieces. David Caradine who, plays Bill, did an Oscar winning performance.

Well its hard to believe, but I have finished my second year of university. It was certainly a year where I learnt a lot about myself. I had some high moments and I had some low times. However, in the end, if I was asked to do it again, I would do it and not change anything. Will The Hek have a similar experience in third year? Well, only time will tell. Until then, it is time for the summer.

As some of you may know, I do not have the internet at home. Therefore, these post will be less frequent. But I do encourage you to continue to read and check.

Have a good summer everybody.

The Hek

Thursday, April 22, 2004

I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To celebrate, The Hek is going to watch Kill Bill, Volume 2.

"I want him to know, that I want him to know," said the angry bride.

The Hek

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

"The Cheat, get the man some soup."

Wow, one more exam to go. And then, the summer. It's amazing how life can be so slow and also fast at the same time.

The Hek

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Tomorrow will be the last Wednesday Morning Special Blend before The Hek returns to Thornhill for the summer vacation. I will make some calls to the show during the summer and will return as a full time host in September. Tomorrow's show will be off the charts, I think. We will have a lot of good things.

Tune in: 7-8am EST. CKCU 93.1 FM

The Hek

Monday, April 19, 2004

Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?

Jose Theodore is GOD. The Canadiens are immortal. Final score of Game 7, Montreal:2, Boston: 0. Now it is on to the next round against either Philadelphia or Tampa Bay. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

Randy Orton vs. Cactus Jack was off the charts. It was definitely a "match of the year" candidate. Chris Beniot is still the champ!

PS: I hate stats.

The Hek
Anyone who says life is beautiful never studied for a stats exam.

Statistics: The tool of Satan.

In other news....

Ottawa Senators: 2
Toronto Maple Leafs: 1
Double OT

Nice day for a Game 7.

The Hek

Saturday, April 17, 2004

I saw the best form of graffiti in the Carleton library today:


Now that's some good graffiti.

The Hek

Friday, April 16, 2004

Well it appears that Stone Cold Steve Austin has left the WWE again. Oh well, he was not doing anything significant.

Montreal:5, Boston:1 (BOS leads 3-2)

Toronto:2, Ottawa: 0 (TOR leads 3-2)

Both of these series will go seven games and The Hek is picking the Habs and Sens to take it. Does not look good for me right now. What are your predictions, dear reader?

The Hek
Wow, the school year is almost over.

The Hek

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

The Hek is indeed The King of Swing!

And let's not forget my status as a Legend Killer. Speaking of which, what an awesome main event on RAW this past Monday. 8-man tag match: Chris Benoit/Mick Foley/HBK/Shelton Benjamin vs. Evolution. Crowd was hot and there was never a boring moment.

Writing a three-hour exam on no sleep is not just a challenge. It is an act of survival.

The Hek

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Tomorrow on the Wednesday Blend, Noel and I will be playing an interview with author Michael Kennedy who, has put together a selection of prose and short stories on hockey.

Tune in every Wednesday morning from 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM

The Hek

Monday, April 12, 2004

1 2 3 4!

Playoff Hockey is AWESOME!

Playoff Hockey's GREAT!

Playoff Hockey is AWESOME!

Playoff Hockey's GREAT!

But I'll never forget you, grrrrl.

(Montreal: 3, Boston: 2)

The Hek

Saturday, April 10, 2004

Wow, this blog just went crazy-go nuts on me.
Okay feeling better. Actually, The Hek is feeling much better. Now all I need is for the Canadiens to beat Boston.

The Hek

Friday, April 09, 2004


The Hek is screwed. Thanks Carleton, thanks Michelle Martin and thanks to the exam scheduler. I'm so mad I can't even spell right.

The Hek

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop dance. Just give me a chance to do a dance!

And now something for Passover:

As you know, every year or two, the queen of England receives a list of
candidates who merit being recognized as a knight. These men (and women)
are deemed to have done something for Queen and country.

Chiam, a Jew, was honored with this award. However, he noted that just
before being knighted, by being tapped on the shoulder with a sword, that a
few words in Latin were pronounced. Chiam was concerned, as he didn't
really know any Latin, and was most uncomfortable about receiving the

His friend offered some advice. "Don't worry, no one understands, just say
some words in Hebrew. They (Queen and company) don't understand Hebrew and
all will be OK."

The night of the ceremony, as the Queen took the sword and tapped him on
the shoulder, he began his reply, "Ma Nish Ta Nah, Ha Lila Ha Zeh, .....".
At the conclusion of this small response, the Queen turned to an aide and
asked "Why is this knight different from all other Knights?"


The Hek

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Presenting an excellent stress reliever: Poke The Bunny

It's simple, all you have to do is poke the bunny and cool things happen.

Tomorrow my friends and I at the Carleton Improv Association will putting on a show from 124 Leeds House at Carleton University. If you're in Ottawa and want a good laugh, come on down.

The Hek

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Want to know who will be playing at Ottawa's Tulip Festival?

Tune into the Wednesday Blend for full concert listings.


CKCU 93.1 FM

The Hek

Monday, April 05, 2004

Anyone who says life is beautiful never took a stats class.

Statistics: the spawn of Satan.

The Hek

Sunday, April 04, 2004

Okay, The Hek is in dire need for a Lenscrafters. Small little incident in road hockey. Long story short: Ball hits The Hek in the side of the head and now my glasses are awkward.

The Hek

Saturday, April 03, 2004

Some Random Thoughts:

The problem with Russian history is that there is too much of it.

The Hek has learnt how to play chess, so watch out, Bobby Fischer.

The Hek does not want to go back to his job this summer.

The Randy Orton/Mick Foley feud was intense. But then, The Rock showed up and it kind of lost its steam. If I was booking Wrestlemania XX, The Hek would have made a match between Shawn Michaels and Rock. That would be awesome!

I am playing road hockey tomorrow.

Okay, I am done now. Have a good weekend.

The Hek

Friday, April 02, 2004

Winner of The Charlatan's "Most Consecutive Stories" award.

Bagel from Tim Horton's with cream cheese: $1.47

Pepsi at the Furgus Inn: $2.00

Bus tickets: $8.50

Being a Mass Communications student and going to the Journalism school's end of year party and eating all their food: Priceless.

The Hek